Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s basically the Super Bowl of eating.
Held on the fourth Thursday of November, Thanksgiving is all about gratitude, family arguments, and stuffing your face with food until you’re horizontal. It dates back to 1621, when the Pilgrims and Native Americans supposedly shared a meal (though, uh, history’s a bit messier than the Hallmark version).
Modern-day Thanksgiving? It’s pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, and the star of the show — turkey. Giant, oven-roasted, gravy-smothered turkey. Some folks even deep-fry it, which is basically food meets science experiment.