Bhaiyo aur behno, sun lo! Agar aapka dream hai ki aapki car Koffee With Karan ke set pe bhi dikhe, toh Aston Martin Vanquish aa gayi hai India mein ₹8.85 Crore mein (ex-showroom). Ye na sirf ek car hai, balki ek VIP pass hai Insta fame ke liye. Chalo, hum bhi middle-class ke liye khwaab dekhte hai… kyunki khareedna toh door ki baat hai, showroom mein ghusne ke liye bhi tie pehenna padega!
Design: “Kya Ye Car Hai Ya Transformers Ka Baap?”
New Aston Martin Vanquish Launched In India At Rs 8.85 Crore ko dekh ke lagta hai jaise kisi ne Batman ki car ko Instagram filter laga diya ho! Shark-nose grille, LED headlights (jo aapko stalk karte hai), aur body lines itni sharp ki Pathaan bhi insecure ho jaye. Carbon fiber body hai—matlab ye car Titanic ke iceberg se bhi strong hai (lekin delicate dikhne ke liye glossy paint hai). 22-inch wheels? Bhai, meri Alto ke wheels iske tyre caps se chhote hai! Aur exhaust notes aise gurrr karte hai jaise car bol rahi ho, “Chotu, side hat!”
Engine: “0-100 kmph in 3.4 Seconds? Matlab Momos Mangwane Se Pehle Hi Ghar Pahunch Jaoge!”
Ye 5.2L V12 twin-turbo engine wali luxury supercar India ki roads pe udne ko taiyar hai. 725 PS power aur 753 Nm torque ka matlab hai: Signal pe green hote hi aapke piche waale uncle ji ki Santro ki dukaan band ho jayegi. 0-100 kmph in 3.4 seconds? Bhai, mere Zomato order mein itna time lagta hai! Aur 350 kmph top speed hai… Agar aapko Bangalore office 10 baje tak pahunchna hai, toh 9:55 AM tak ghar se niklo. Gearbox hai 8-speed automatic—shifts itni smooth ki Neha Kakkar ke autotune se bhi zyada seamless.
Gen Z Joke:
“Agar aap isko Sport Mode mein chalaoge, toh pados wali aunty police ko call karegi… Kyunki engine ki awaz sunke lagega jaise Animal movie ka climax yahin shoot hua hai!”
Interior: “Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Diamond Hai? Kyunki Vanquish Ke Andar Toh Hai!”
Andar ka mahaul hai Ananya Panday ki closet jaisa—extra aur extra. Hand-stitched leather seats (jo Gucci belt se bhi soft hai), ambient lighting ke 69 shades (nice), aur 16-inch touchscreen jisme Netflix bhi chalta hoga (par drive karte waqt mat dekhna, please). Digital dials? Haan, kyuki humein speedometer pe ‘Good Boy’ likha hua nahi chahiye. Dual-zone AC hai… Toh driver winter mode mein aur passenger summer mode mein—shaadi ke baad waali feeling!
Price: ₹8.85 Crore! Matlab “Ek Tyre Ki Kimmat Mein Humara Ghar Chala Sakte Hai”
Aston Martin Vanquish India price sunke aapka reaction hoga: “Ye toh mere saal ke Swiggy bills se bhi zyada hai!” Lekin ye hai limited edition Aston Martin—sirf 10 units worldwide. India ke liye 1-2 hi hai… Aur shayad uska ek tyre bhi Elon Musk ne advance booking karwa liya hai. Agar aapke paas black money nahi, white money hai, toh kya karoge itni dhanrashi ka?
Funny Line:
“*Iske showroom mein jaake bolna: ‘Bhaisahab, EMI hai kya?’… Salesman ka face dekhne layak hoga!”
Verdict: “Kharido Ya Na Kharido, Flex Toh Kar Sakte Ho!”
New Aston Martin Vanquish Launched In India At Rs 8.85 Crore sirf unke liye hai jinko paise se zyada ego ki chinta hai. Agar aapko ye car nahi mili, toh tension nahi… Asli life mein toh GTA 5 mein bhi isse cheap hai!
Final Advice:
“*Agar aap ise afford nahi kar sakte, toh Toyota Fortuner le lo aur uspe Vanquish ka sticker chipka do… Log phir bhi aapko RRR star samjhenge!
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